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A-sexual 

Lacking sexual attraction to people; not feeling sexual attraction towards others.

(A-sexuals can get horny, and can have sex, they just don't look at someone they like and think sexually of them.)
Girl: So have you and your girlfriend had sex yet?

Boy: No, we don't really need to, we're both a-sexual.
A-sexual by AndrogynousPlant June 17, 2016

Duke-a-sexual 

People through their awful personalities or homeliness who make a conscious decision to become bisexual, thereby doubling potential sexual partners yet still remain unfuckable to everyone.
Despite his fame and fortune JJ Redick is one lonely
duke-a-sexual.
Duke-a-sexual by SousedBergin December 24, 2007

a-sexual 

One who is not sexually, physically, or mentally attracted to either sex (male or female), or anything else for that matter (animals, themselves, people in general, etc.).

One who avoids (whether naturally or on purpose) love, dating, sex, crushes, intimacy, relationships, or anything of the likes.
John does not find women attractive and never wants to be in a relationship with one, however, because he feels the same way about men, he is a-sexual.
a-sexual by xxaax March 25, 2006

ricardo is a sexual predator 

a-sexual 

A person (male or female) that can be attracted to either of the sexes but not in a sexual mannor. They have little or no sexual urges, wants, or desires unless mating but may still hold interest in relationships and love. Feels closness only on an emotional basis. May have a chemical inbalance.
No, shes not a lesbian she's A-sexual.
a-sexual by b_slushie January 11, 2008

Queer-a-sexual 

Slang term for homosexual.
A true queer, feminine gay man, flamboyant, flaming queen.
Queer Homosexual Faggot
That queer-a-sexual has colorful feathers on his gay hat.

The queer-a-sexual jumps for joy to know that super fantastically gay marathon is going to run again this thursday.

You're such a queer-a-sexual.

Queer-a-sexual Thursdays in Studio 6969&96.

What a figgety fag that faggatoid queer-a-sexual.

Little Johhny is a queer-a-sexual too!!!
Queer-a-sexual by Daylene June 28, 2006
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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