4 definitions by SousedBergin

Skrzek

when cleaning up after a big night all found half drunk beers or full open beers are Skrzek's.

Fucking found atleast 13 Skrzeks in the morning what a

waste.

by SousedBergin March 21, 2008

Duke-a-sexual

People through their awful personalities or homeliness who make a conscious decision to become bisexual, thereby doubling potential sexual partners yet still remain unfuckable to everyone.

Despite his fame and fortune JJ Redick is one lonely
duke-a-sexual.

by SousedBergin November 23, 2007

Harooning

To pump a Texas Mickey of whiskey directly into one's mouth.

Honestly I harooned before we went for lunch drinks, it felt great and I feel no shame in harooning.

One time Haroon harooned and then harooning became a thing

by SousedBergin December 22, 2017

Holding a puppy

When someone nefarious does something shamelessly obvious to improve their image.

Sarah Palin claims to have gay friends, pretty sure she is just holding a puppy on that one.

Stephen Harper's blue sweater, why not just wear a puppy? He's obviously holding one.

Why wasn't Kobe's wife literally holding a puppy at the 'i cheated didn't rape' press conference?

Eliot Spiltzer's wife at the press conference is the most insincere holding of a puppy ever.

Elin Nordegren refused to hold a puppy at Tiger Wood's press conference.

by SousedBergin June 4, 2010