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When someone nefarious does something shamelessly obvious to improve their image.
Sarah Palin claims to have gay friends, pretty sure she is just holding a puppy on that one.

Stephen Harper's blue sweater, why not just wear a puppy? He's obviously holding one.

Why wasn't Kobe's wife literally holding a puppy at the 'i cheated didn't rape' press conference?

Eliot Spiltzer's wife at the press conference is the most insincere holding of a puppy ever.

Elin Nordegren refused to hold a puppy at Tiger Wood's press conference.
by SousedBergin June 4, 2010
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To pump a Texas Mickey of whiskey directly into one's mouth.
Honestly I harooned before we went for lunch drinks, it felt great and I feel no shame in harooning.

One time Haroon harooned and then harooning became a thing
by SousedBergin December 22, 2017
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People through their awful personalities or homeliness who make a conscious decision to become bisexual, thereby doubling potential sexual partners yet still remain unfuckable to everyone.
Despite his fame and fortune JJ Redick is one lonely
duke-a-sexual.
by SousedBergin November 22, 2007
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when cleaning up after a big night all found half drunk beers or full open beers are Skrzek's.
Fucking found atleast 13 Skrzeks in the morning what a

waste.
by SousedBergin March 21, 2008
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