A planck
A planck by Kpowmaster November 24, 2019
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thick as a plank
Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.
In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
thick as a plank by MrWeldon February 6, 2018
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Flat as a plank
Flat as a plank by Enigmatic person April 11, 2019
a Plank
{a Plank] is used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!
Look at her, if she turns sideways it looks like
she has two backs. She looks like a wooden plank!
Look at her, if she turns sideways it looks like
she has two backs. She looks like a wooden plank!
a Plank by internet comedian December 11, 2019
snap a plank
Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank
snap a plank by BigNiggaDingDong March 20, 2023
sitting on a plank
Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
sitting on a plank by arcanev4 February 21, 2025
planking on a million
Peter: You should've seen her the other day, she was talking to herself.
Kyle: That girl is planking on a million
Kyle: That girl is planking on a million
planking on a million by TheIceCreamHunger July 22, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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