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A present from God, the most beautiful and sexy being just like a Dante
She is such a Floor
A Floor by AnHorse June 11, 2017
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to lay a floor pizza 

To vomit, to throw up, so that your chili beans and paprika and beer form a nice, pizza-like shape on the floor in front of you.
Tony laid a few floor pizzas last night after he went to the club.
to lay a floor pizza by Mennoowh November 30, 2004

lick a floor 

-equivalent of "eat shit"
-also equivalent of "go to hell"
Brian: "You faggot. Suck one."
You: "Go lick a floor you dirty cunt."
lick a floor by LiveYaLife April 16, 2014

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!
"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

shag a barbers floor 

the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.
ive not had a ride for so long i would shag a barbers floor so i would.

Confessions On A Dance Floor 

Madonna's 10th studio album, came out in November 15th 2005 with Hung Up (time goes by, so slowly) as leading single.

Until these days considered one of Madonna's best albums and best eras.

Was promoted with the Confessions Tour known by Madonna's iconic entrance.

Sneakers On A Gym Floor

When u bang a chick for to long and her clit starts to sqeak.
Yo I was banging that chick last night and we where goin at it for hours! Her pussy started to sound like sneakers on a gym floor!
Sneakers On A Gym Floor by Mr.Wigles September 11, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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