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I don't give a fap
- her boobs are not perky. Yo bitch do something special to 1000 over viewers
- man I don't give a fap!
- are you retarded
- I love you
- man I don't give a fap!
- are you retarded
- I love you
I don't give a fap by dropmytears April 28, 2011
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Unfortunately a fap
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Fap-a-saurus Rex
This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap-a-saurus Rex is the most extreme. It is someone who masturbates constantly, during every waking and non-waking moment. This is a person whose hand you never want to shake. This is the type of person who does not eat, shower, or sleep, because it takes them away from fapping.
Joe Schmoe: "Dude, have you seen Bill recently?"
Tim Fuckis: "Yeah about three weeks ago. That's when he became a Fap-a-saurus Rex."
Joe Schmoe: "Damn, so that means he does nothing but fap? Not even eat or sleep? And I thought I was bad being a Fap Master"
Tim Fuckis: "Yeah about three weeks ago. That's when he became a Fap-a-saurus Rex."
Joe Schmoe: "Damn, so that means he does nothing but fap? Not even eat or sleep? And I thought I was bad being a Fap Master"
Fap-a-saurus Rex by Dash Random October 27, 2010
fap a fatty
Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut
Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake
fap a fatty by Fappy Fatty December 14, 2017
Fap-A-Thon
Fap-A-Thon by A1 Purple December 22, 2024
Fap-A-Thon
Fap-A-Thon by A1 Purple December 22, 2024
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