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A Donald Glover Year 

A year filled with endless awesomeness...

"While the rest of us were sobbing into our pillows at night (that can't just have been me) Donald Glover was releasing one of the best albums of 2016 titled Awaken, My Love, releasing one of the best shows of 2016 called Atlanta, and getting cast in both Ultimate Spider-Man and the untitled Han Solo standalone. And for the cherry on top, the renaissance man even had a baby with his identity-less girlfriend. That's a heck of a lot of awesome in one year." (Lipsitz)
Dude: So what are your new year's resolutions?
Me: To have a Donald Glover year!

a Donald Trump

someone or something pulling off an unexpected victory
"Damn dude, did you see when the scrawny kid beat that Chad earlier?"
"yeah man, he totally pulled a Donald Trump on us"

a donald trump

A sexual act where a person grabs and strokes the penis’s of two men towards their face in hopes of catching simultaneous loads.
That girl at the party gave my room mate an I a Donald Trump.
a donald trump by Copium Overdose November 17, 2020

a donald trump

A Donald trump is a dump ... as in a crap, dropping the kids off at the pool
a donald trump by Bobsdefinition November 22, 2020

take a donald 

When you sit down on the toilet and some nasty, foul smelling, brown organic material comes shooting out of your ass. It makes a loud splattering noise as it crashes into the walls of the porcelain.

This isn't just any shit though. A true "Donald" is reserved only for the most obnoxious, painful, miserable times you sit and do your business.
Open the fucking bathroom door. I gotta get in there and take a donald.
take a donald by Zippyltn June 3, 2017

Pull a Donald

To achieve something that you didn't intend to do and that is going to come back and bite you in the ass.
Julie: I'm going to apply for a job that I don't want and that I'm not qualified for. I'm only doing it for the experience of the interview process...
Paul: I don't know... What if you pull a Donald and you end up getting that job? You could be stuck in there for 4 to 8 years!
Pull a Donald by Wuan in a million January 19, 2018