A Dalton

When there’s a sudden onset of erectile dysfunction as a result of gods will

I was making all the wrong choices, then I got hit with a Dalton. Looking back, it was probably God’s way of telling me to fucking stop

A Dalton by D.vine_intervention August 24, 2026

Pulling A Dalton

Doing something so absurd, so stupid, so inconceivably idiotic that it makes others question your sensibility. You reach your lowest point in life when you 'Pull A Dalton".

"Dude, you totally were pulling a dalton last night."
"Why, brah?"
"Because you got a tat to symbolize your independence when you live with your friends mom."
"Ahhh"

Pulling A Dalton by Musical Prodigy February 28, 2010

Pulled A Dalton

When you're talking or hanging out with someone when all of a sudden they're gone. You notice them driving or walking away having never said they are leaving or good bye.

You and 5 others are hanging out at the local burger joint talking and all of a sudden you see your buddy driving away. One of you says hey, He Pulled a Dalton

Pulled A Dalton by Oliver Closhof February 6, 2010

Doing a dalton 

Standing outside someone's house and leaching his WiFi.

I just saw that guy doing a dalton

Doing a dalton by RedderChedder August 31, 2014

dont do a dalton 

hitting a frisbie in the air with your fist instead of chatching it.

and eating out. that means two things.just dont do a dalton.

dont do a dalton by thebird8 October 21, 2015

Pulling a dayton 

Continually fluffing multiple friends into an activity enthusiastically, then leaving them with a deep sense of unsatisfied disappointment

After frustratingly waiting yet again for John to make an online chess move, rob, Mike, and Kevin realized he was once again pulling a dayton

Pulling a dayton by themellonchef August 9, 2020

Dayton A. 

Definantely NOT justin bieber and is really good at sports. Very attractive (to some people) and lives on a river.His favourite colour is green and his mom (Brenda A.) works at dollarama.This makes her pree dank. Also my soon to be boyfriend.

Look it's Dayton A.!~Random kid

Look it's my soon to be boyfriend!~Me

Dayton A. by iluvdayton March 6, 2011