Definitions by themellonchef
Dirty jimmie
I was out of condoms and that bitch was filthy, so I went to the trash bucket for the ol' dirty jimmie
Dirty jimmie by themellonchef November 21, 2021
Pulling a dayton
Continually fluffing multiple friends into an activity enthusiastically, then leaving them with a deep sense of unsatisfied disappointment
After frustratingly waiting yet again for John to make an online chess move, rob, Mike, and Kevin realized he was once again pulling a dayton
Pulling a dayton by themellonchef August 9, 2020
Mellonballing
Microwaving a cantaloupe, cutting a hole in it, and thrusting in and out of the mellon until you ejaculate. Then cutting up said cantaloupe and serving it at a fancy cocktail party.
I don't know which part of mellonballing I enjoy the most. Preparing the dish, or watching the delight on the faces of the party goers as they enjoy the tasty hors d'oeuvre
Mellonballing by themellonchef February 12, 2018
Super soaker
Getting your butt hole aggressively fisted while reach around hammer stroking a veiny meat whistle to a climax of biblical proportions.
The air pressure that a super soaker creates can knock a blind folded midget carnie off a fence post from 200 meters
Super soaker by themellonchef February 12, 2018
Cum satchel
Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel
Cum satchel by themellonchef February 7, 2018
Stink whistle
After a romantic dinner and some heavy petting to set the mood, I got down to business and tongue punched her in the Stink whistle
Stink whistle by themellonchef February 7, 2018