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A case of the fuck-its
Noun. A temporary mindset shift from somewhat obsessing about multiple, seemingly important but annoying issues to the state of not caring at all. After dealing with the same persistent situation over a period of time, the conscious or unconscious decision to not be bothered anymore. Giving up.
After waiting on hold for 40 minutes for a representative while making dinner and trying to get his son to clean his room, John developed a case of the fuck-its, hung up, cracked a beer and sat down to watch some cat videos.
A case of the fuck-its by mandyworld January 1, 2017
A Case of the Kaufman's
when a person, usually female, is momentarily or otherwise permanently infatuated with and or occupied by a member of the Kaufman family (Arizona chapter). The female is not sure why she is so infatuated with a Kaufman but is and cannot get over her feelings. the virus is very contagious when contact occurs with the original source.
girl1: OMG i have such a case of the Kaufman's!
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.
A Case of the Kaufman's by CaptainKaufman August 19, 2012
A Case of the Ass
A Case of the Ass by Joseph Jane Greene January 20, 2004
a case of the 'don't know ya's
When someone who you have met on several previous occasions acts like they don't know you when they see you in a different setting.
Susie: Hey, isn't that Joe from shipping who just walked past our table? He didn't even say, "Hello". I just talked to him earlier today!
Jenny: Yeah...he's got a case of the 'Don't Know Ya's.
Jenny: Yeah...he's got a case of the 'Don't Know Ya's.
a case of the 'don't know ya's by Likely March 3, 2010
a case of the R.Kellys
An uncontrolable urge to urinate (piss) all over the underage cracked-out whore you brought back to your hotel room. There is also a 50% chance one of your assclown friends video tapes it.
I had this bitch back at my pad and I got a wicked case of the R.Kelly's (AKA Golden Shower) so I lit that skank up from my fire hose.
a case of the R.Kellys by Dianycis September 15, 2005
a case of the red ass
Wow! The boss sure has a case of the red ass today. He just fired Immanual.
Who gave John the case of the red ass?
Who gave John the case of the red ass?
a case of the red ass by Digger September 16, 2005
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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