A Baker's Mistake

The phrase to be used when you wish to correct someone on a point they have made which is obviously incorrect, but when you have no intention of making the person he uttered the point, feel stupid or inadequate.

Person A: Is Twilight that movie with wizards?
Person B: Ah, no you've made a Baker's mistake there, that's Harry Potter.

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(It can be used in a student/teacher enviorment)
Teacher: What is the eighth planet?
Student: Er, Pluto?
Teacher: Oh no you've made a Baker's Mistake; it's Neptune.

by Amoc910 October 10, 2011

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".

Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."

by GlazeHer October 30, 2013

(a) Baker’s shot

When a drink is specifically in a glass with a wider lip than basin and the drink is not filled to the brim such that there is only truly ~50% of the drink present

Damn Alex’s dad ordered a strawberry margarita but they forsurely gave him (a) baker’s shot as the drink is not filled to the brim of his strawberry margarita

by Ggg ez ez September 11, 2021

A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

Don’t sell your bread to a baker

This quote is derived from the Arabic old saying: لا تبيع خبزك على خباز. It’s used as an expression of wisdom and knowledge when said by you. Yet, when said to you it’s a warning that means you’ve been caught.

I know you’ve been smoking son. Don’t sell your bread to a baker, I’ve been where you at before.

by Huss22x December 5, 2021

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

by zackgee July 12, 2016

A Bakers Dozen

A Bakers Dozen is 13 of something. 12 is a dozen, but because bakers used to have extra dough left over after baking a dozen loaves of bread, they gathered it up to make one more!

Man: Woah man you've got so many cookies, give me some!
Man2: No way, dude! I only have a bakers dozen!

by TheSillySausage May 26, 2016