Definitions by mouseman956

Formal Declaration 

An official way of asking someone to be your girlfriend, oftentimes seen as silly by parents. It can be an awkward conversation between a dude's girlfriend and his father when asking her about the "Formal Declaration"

"Back in my day, we didn’t need any of these formal declarations to ask someone out. Now they show up with a physical calendar, scheduling the date and pre-marking anniversaries like it’s a business contract!"

Formal Declaration by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

A Baker's Dozen by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

Couri Time 

The act of showing up unreasonably late to an event or function

"Everyone else is here, let's just start neighbor dinner now. David will be on Couri Time"

Couri Time by mouseman956 January 4, 2025