A Zeb

the act of performing oral sex on a female as she deficates where she choses, aslo could be a female form of a blumpkin

The frat boy was so drunk at the party last week he ZEBBED every over weight girl there.

I walked in on this guy giving this old lady A Zeb and was scared for life.

by WV Rot December 20, 2010

giving a zebra

when a man is ejaculating and cums in one eye, and punches the other; one black eye, one white eye.

damn, she sucks me so good, im giving a zebra

by dra.cula July 2, 2023

A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.

Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.

by Hugo Molten April 21, 2011

jellying a zebra

When GHOST has sex.

Yeah man, was jellying a zebra when my mum walked in.

by GHOshifT April 13, 2023

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010

Exotic like a white zebra

Exotic in definition. You're fine and different.

You're exotic like a white zebra, because black zebras simply not that exotic.

by Little Mouse. July 8, 2011

Azebe

Grand-daughter of Emperor Haile Selassie, of Ethiopia. She became a princess of Ethiopia.

Azebe is a beautiful princess.

by Azebe August 23, 2006