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a yard of pump water
1.The celebrity had lost so much weight she had become like a yard of pump water'
2."They come at you like a yard of pump water. It's difficult to writhe out of the way"
2."They come at you like a yard of pump water. It's difficult to writhe out of the way"
a yard of pump water by Bob Bobby Bobson June 12, 2008
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I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from
Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
Half a Yard
$50, or a $50 bill. Origin unclear; the term was allegedly used by both Depression-era hobos and con men. Usually used in a sneaky or devious context.
"So, Pete, did you take that rube for anything?"
"I took him for everthing he had, Mac, which was half a yard."
"I took him for everthing he had, Mac, which was half a yard."
Half a Yard by Belmo October 3, 2009
all wool and a yard wide
A term derived from the garment industry, meaning of high quality and/or genuine. Since material that was made of one consistent fibre, such as wool, was often thought of as being best for clothing, and since fabric that was made in yard widths was best for hand tailors to work on, this was considered the criteria for excellence.
A:" Have you seen the new girl in the accounts department?"
B:"Oh, yeah - All wool and a yard wide, with those legs!"
B:"Oh, yeah - All wool and a yard wide, with those legs!"
all wool and a yard wide by D F Stuckey April 6, 2004
lay a yard of dick
The second you get home, I'm gonna lay a yard of dick on you!
God, that girl was hot. I wanna lay a yard of dick on that ass.
God, that girl was hot. I wanna lay a yard of dick on that ass.
lay a yard of dick by B-cat82 June 5, 2010
half a yard
Can you lend me a half a yard would mean fifty dollars, similarly can you spot me a yard would mean person is requesting a $100.00 loan.
half a yard by Cyril nashCCyril Nash December 17, 2017
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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