A Turk

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Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.

A Turk by Dr. Apo April 15, 2008

Words you can keep

Strong like a Turk

This is an old expression to design someone who's really strong like Turkish people at Ottoman time used to be.

''Damn homie you really raised 100kg? You are strong like a Turk!''

Strong like a Turk by TheHighTurkish July 6, 2019

Son of a Turk

When a friend decides to insult you, but their mom is around.
"Turk" is short for Turkey which in middle school terms is less offensive than chicken, but still has the kick

"Only 3 people at a time on the tramp? SON OF A TURK."
"That son of a turk stole the last popsicle in my freezer"

Son of a Turk by Joykiller19 February 21, 2021

turk-a-lurk

a person at a club or other social dancing gathering who feverishly follows people he/she would like to hook up with but is often socially inept, awkward, drunk, or just plain creepy.

Jessica you better watch out, that guy over there has been watching you the whole night - he's being such a turk-a-lurk.

turk-a-lurk by EuropeanWetDream08 August 9, 2008

turk a durk !

To talk excessive nonsense about nothing.

The taliban guy had his mouth open, but all i heard was," blah, blah, blah, turk a durk ! Jihad!"

turk a durk ! by J to the iz H July 8, 2006

She got a turkey

Philly slang used when a female has a big butt, similar to the term “wagon”

Yo you saw Bella, she got a turkey real rap!

She got a turkey by Straight Out The P February 28, 2020

Split a Turkey

A devil's triangle with all males, as the middle man receives a reach around.

Andy: "Dude, we should totally split a turkey sometime!"
Craig: *looks apprehensive*

Split a Turkey by Sarcastyc January 24, 2015

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026