A Person Who is A Sponge But Also is Too Cool For School Some People think they are very cool and Admire them. They are also bad at Minecraft and Need to get better as fast at they can.
(Verb.) The act of pulling one's pants, underpants, bottoms, leggings, etc. low enough to expose a mass of pubic hair resembling steel wool, or similar kitchen and dish cleaning materials.
"I thought he wanted me to suck his dick, but he ended up flipping a scrub brush in my face."
Absolute gods when it comes to welding probably is the type of men that everyone thinks of when the imagine a higher power they are cobras honeybadgers the human version of a fighter jet.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring ā one checked fact at a time.