A Rooster
A Rooster by Super Coopz November 12, 2019
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Socks on a rooster
Describing a difficult task.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
Socks on a rooster by Htes October 1, 2017
tits on a rooster
1: Double useless, something with no point at all. Comes off of "tits on" any male mammal, since males don't nurse the young; chickens of course don't nurse their young at all, so tits would be especially useless on a rooster.
2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts
2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts
He's not even tits on a boar, at best he's tits on a rooster.
So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.
She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.
So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.
She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.
tits on a rooster by old lang guy October 29, 2006
Putting socks on a rooster
To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.
Putting socks on a rooster by Enigmanate November 25, 2015
rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser
You can tell that guy is a rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser, he complains about never having a good load, but you always see him in a chrome shop.
rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser by byrd77 January 6, 2009
half a rooster step
1. A short distance ahead while riding in a vehicle.
2. My grandmother (1880-1973) from Bucyrus, Ohio and Youngstown, Ohio, used it frequently
2. My grandmother (1880-1973) from Bucyrus, Ohio and Youngstown, Ohio, used it frequently
half a rooster step by Robert E Palisin I April 22, 2007
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