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Don't be a Richard
Literally translating to Don't be a Dick. Trust me, nobody wants an exposed Richard unless asked for.
"Bro, your girlfriends a serious ratchet."
"Hey, Don't be a Richard."
"Never cry over a hoe, bro! Never!"
"Hey, Don't be a Richard."
"Never cry over a hoe, bro! Never!"
Don't be a Richard by just.another.u.d.editor. April 15, 2013
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A Richard Picture
When a polite gentlemen, after courting a woman of his choosing with extraneous flirtation and philatio, unbuttons his pants and shovels out his Sir Penis, which in them he will take a photography device also of his choosing and snapping some very chivalric and sexual pictures of his trouser snake. After this, he politely sends this picture to his woman, and then they get together and fuck.
Samuel- Listen, so I was talkin' to this fine woman, her name was Sara, and I sent her a Richard Picture after talking for a little while.
Eugene-Hah, I'm sure she enjoyed it?
Samuel-We had sex.
Eugene-Radical
Eugene-Hah, I'm sure she enjoyed it?
Samuel-We had sex.
Eugene-Radical
A Richard Picture by Jack Bülshivik February 9, 2015
Being a Richard
Like saying being a dick, but using the derivative for the name dick makes it acceptable for formal company without sounding vulgar and offending any body.
(In the company of the President)
Bill: Dude you ate all of the pork, your being a richard.
President: What?
Bill: Dude you ate all of the pork, your being a richard.
President: What?
Being a Richard by haydoh playdoh January 6, 2012
Pulling a Richard
One who comes into a home and purposely takes a crap before leaving; often accompanied with mooching.
"Doug finally forced me to invite him over to play Guitar Hero, and he totally pulled a Richard in the hallway bathroom! I can't go in there anymore!"
"Really? Wow, what an ass. Pulling a Richard is suck a dick move."
"Really? Wow, what an ass. Pulling a Richard is suck a dick move."
Pulling a Richard by davidio92 January 6, 2009
Eat a Richard
Understanding that dick is short for Richard. Eat a Richard means eat a dick, because Richard is long for dick.
Eat a Richard by Master11223385 November 27, 2022
doing a richard parker
To rudely leave somewhere without telling someone. Disappearing a banterous place without saying goodbye, like dat big cat in life of pi.
doing a richard parker by boycalledhorse November 18, 2013
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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