A Pineapple

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-A Pineapple is an ex you really hate or despise after breaking up with them.
-Sometimes used to describe someone that is seemingly sweet but prickly on the outside.

Genny: Did you hear Kristin and Claire broke up last night?
Galeela: Yeah! I heard Kristin called Claire a Pineapple!
Genny: Omg, I never thought Claire was so prickly!

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea

The first line of the Spongebob Squarepants opening theme. Also a pretty dank meme.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants!

who lives in a pineapple under the sea by Beeg Yoshi October 16, 2017

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Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple

Desperately trying to ditch an object that harms its holder.

In the Ready Player One movie, the High Five were passing along Chucky the Living doll in hopes of not getting stabbed. They were Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple. ...get it? Li-like a grenade?

Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple by The Logical Fallacy May 29, 2018

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put a pineapple on it

what someone says when they catch someone in a lie or it is used when someone is being disrespectful.

person 1: you're so ugly
person 2: oh put a pineapple on it !

person 1: oh no you didnt!

person 2: oh yes i did!

put a pineapple on it by Sophia V. April 29, 2020

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trip on a pineapple

To trip on a pineapple is to step on a live grenade and dismember yourself. Often times this results in death.

Jim is about to trip on a pineapple, should we warn him? I don't really want to have to clean his blood off my shirt.

trip on a pineapple by OhSnapPwned August 29, 2006

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sit on a pineapple

Basically means take it up the ass with a big wide cock. Usually used to insult someone and is synonymous with Fuck off

Cock

Jimmy you are so annoying, go sit on a pineapple.

sit on a pineapple by Hojololol July 8, 2016

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got a pineapple

when you get a pineapple put up your ass after fucking up at work.

fucking hell old mate got a pineapple for fucking up the service schedule.

got a pineapple by Old Diamond February 14, 2022

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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