A Mummy 

Put your hand in ice water for 10 minutes. Remove and wrap with gauze or elastic wrap, you should be able to feel the coldness of your hand. Begin to masterbate.

I did A Mummy last night, it was a chilling experience.

A Mummy by Scroate April 27, 2022

Wrapped like a mummy 

When you’re shaft is inside of a condom

NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy

Wrapped like a mummy by Callmedaddy42 December 4, 2020

ur mummy a fuckin gummy 

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.

Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*

ur mummy a fuckin gummy by Daboder2 December 30, 2018

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy 

Gordon the tank engine went to Disneyland with ur mom and then they went to the toilet and then to the bed without ur dads knowledge.

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy with urmom.

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy by Kangaroo boi March 22, 2022

mummy has a new boyfriend 

The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot

"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"

mummy has a new boyfriend by mhmhmyes May 13, 2016

a mommy guard 

A mom that protects her son who just got beat up. The boy who got beat up will gain super natural powers when having a mommy guard and will use his mom as a human shield while he talks shit and hit you while his mommy protects him. The mommy guard will also call the police and sick a dog on you while the abused boy claims victory thinking he owned you. The abused boy is usually a natural born loser who has a job did well in school doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink but still sucks at life. He stays home everyday playing codmow 2 never had a girlfriend and thinks that he's cool when really he's not.

dude 1: My bro was kicking my ass but I used a mommy guard and she came and protected me so that I can get in a few shots of my own without the fear of being hit back, I'm so badass. My mommy told me that I won.

dude 2: No, he beat you up and you received family counseling for it and missed a couple of days of work remember?

dude 1: I owned him my mommy was there she saw it ask her.

dude 2: you suck go play codmow2 you little spaz.

a mommy guard by naybor December 19, 2009

a robot mommy 

A mother who uses her imagination, which inspires her children to do the same...and who isn't afraid to embarrass herself in public for the sake of her kid's happiness.

A child who has a robot mommy is a very lucky child indeed.

a robot mommy by pink chick September 24, 2011