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my dads a lawyer
A child who's farther is a lawyer. This child is usually stuck up, posh and rich. The child is usually a boy who hates poor people and looks down on the, for not being well educated. Women throw themselves at hi, and are after his money and rich lifestyle.
My dads a lawyer
Black guy- imma beat you up , this is my hood
White boy- you dare lay a finger on me I'm calling my dad....my dads a lawyer
Black guy- imma beat you up , this is my hood
White boy- you dare lay a finger on me I'm calling my dad....my dads a lawyer
my dads a lawyer by Graduate 2009 March 11, 2017
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serious as a lawyer
When a very drunk girlhas drinkin alot to much and is to drunk to walk or talk,and we dont want her makin a fool out of herself,so we tell her to be serious,and she says "Don't worry guys im serious as a lawyer!!!".
Drunk Girl:*falling over and talking very loudly*
girl1:"be serious kay!"
girl2:"yea just don't talk!"
Drunk Girl:"DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN BE AS SERIOUS AS A LAWYER!!!"
dam that drunk bitch is being as serious as a lawyer!
girl1:"be serious kay!"
girl2:"yea just don't talk!"
Drunk Girl:"DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN BE AS SERIOUS AS A LAWYER!!!"
dam that drunk bitch is being as serious as a lawyer!
serious as a lawyer by LittleMermaid19019 April 10, 2008
A Lawless Design
A master of her craft. From upcycling the dopest threads to creating a masterpiece from scratch her clothing is known from Phish lot to the world.
Yo Fam, did you see that mama with that super trippy Grateful Dead jacket? “Yah dawg, that was definitely a Lawless Design”
A Lawless Design by Alice Dee Money June 11, 2019
A Lawyer's Grief
Her son developed a form of schizophrenia... But wait! Schizophrenia doesn't usually develop until their 20s!
Hym "You did it again and your kids got murdered for it AGAIN and it lead to ' a lawyer's grief.' He probably knows who I am. That's why he's grieving. This is not the natural consequences of the things I have done. You are doing this to avoid being wrong. That IS the natural consequences of the things you're doing. THIS is an aberration."
A Lawyer's Grief by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
Am a lawyer
Am a lawyer, Beatrice told Intergrity group members who thought she was a model.
Am a lawyer, she shouted on top of her voice.
Am a lawyer, she shouted on top of her voice.
Am a lawyer by Beatrice London. May 12, 2024
being a Connor Lawerence
Being a loud, obnoxious person who swears to get their point through the conversation. Basically to win the conversation, they talk loud and swear at the same just to prove their point.
Ted was being a Connor Lawerence when he was trying to get his point through that the new 49ers stadium had a funny name.
being a Connor Lawerence by hamadz May 8, 2013
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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