A Kelley

To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to:

Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*

* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.

Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…

by Barbie, G; Et Al June 19, 2023

A Kelley

To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to:

Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*

* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.

Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…

by Barbie, G; Et Al June 19, 2023

Kelley

Usually the cringy e-girl, who uses unfunny tiktok memes, but they tend to be friendly, sometimes lazy.

Person A: you know Kelley?
Person B: that girl that ruins conversations with her tiktok memes?

by PokPoki January 31, 2021

Kelley

The truly Irish surname, generally refers to the nature loving irish who are not only good looking but extremely witty.

He's a real Kelley.

You must be a Kelley.

by Simply Stunning April 17, 2007

kelley

A pill comprising MDMA, magnesium (for the jaw clench), and 5-HTP (serotonin precursor).

No man, you aren't rolling on molly, this here is a kelley.

by Panoply January 13, 2014

Kelley

the most amazing woman on earth. model like blonde with blue eyes.

This woman changed my life. She is such a Kelley

by Simply Destructive March 05, 2008

Kelley

Kelley is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. Kelley is the funniest girl and always knows how to make someone smile. If you ever find a kelley don't give her up because Kelley is one of the most attractive girls ever. Kelleys always have the greatest personalities.

Wow did she see kelley how good Kelley looked today?

Kelley looks so hot when she plays soccer!

by Swagdontcomecheap August 23, 2014