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Josef Mengele was a good man

Everything Josef Mengele did was in the name of the honorable Third Reich. Nothing is wrong with that because Jews are evil. I know so because I myself am Jewish and I am evil.
Josef Mengele was a good man. As proof of his greatness, most young women he experimented on were thoroughly sexually assault before, during, and after his awesome medical experiments. Anyone aspiring to greatness should look to Josef Mengele as a beacon of hope—a true superhero that did so much good for the world during his short incumbency.

Pull a Jose

When you have stuff to do, but you use a shitty excuse to bail out and pass your responsabilities to others.
- GUY: Dude, we have a lot of stuff to do
- JOSE: I had a shitty day. Gonna sleep. Bye
- GUY: DON'T YOU DARE PULL A JOSE ON ME, BITCH!
- GUY: Jose? Jose..??

- GUY: Fuck
Pull a Jose by DubaiDude May 16, 2016

pulling a José Vasquez 

Slang Term used to describe a situation where someone accidentally eliminates a person that's important for a plan to work out.

Term is taken from the character of the same name in the movie "Dog eat Dog" that should give them their money but gets shot by accident because the 3 main characters confused him with the husband of the woman they should actually kidnap.
Person 1: " ok we're done when will we get the money."

Person 2: " you idiots shot the guy that should deliver the money!"

Person 1: " What? But wasn't he the husband of the woman whose baby we were supposed to kidnap?"

Person 2: "Nope.

Seems like you were pulling a José Vasquez. "
pulling a José Vasquez by Reila February 23, 2022

Pulling a jose 

Never joining the party after a plethora of invites
"if this nigga don't join the fucking party.". "Fr though he pulling a jose."
Pulling a jose by FeedMyChildren February 13, 2018

Josefiina a.k.a Hosu 

Usually beautiful, smart and petite! Definitely wife material! Likes food and is usually a foodie! Loves animals, cats, magpies and sugar gliders. Laughs alot. Likes harry potter and chocolate!
Damn did you see that girl? She's totally Josefiina a.k.a Hosu!
Jeff is totally marrying perfect Josefiina!
Im not looking one night stand, I'm looking my own Josefiina.
Josefiina a.k.a Hosu by UncleScam November 22, 2021

Angel Jose Robles Is A Quantum Physicist 

Angel Jose Robles Is A Quantum Physicist
Angel Jose Robles Is A Quantum Physicist
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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