A Jordyn

A Jordyn says shit behind your back most of the time. If he didnt he or she is killing your dreams before they're even born. But he isn't always a douchebag and a horrible person. he can sometimes be nice. He has some problems in his life so help him through it. But still hes a asshole. but a slightly friendly one.

You: I have a Jordyn as a Friend
Someone: Woah how does it feel?
You: Fine i guess

by yoB hO September 20, 2018

Pour a Jordan

To pour for oneself or for a friend of oneself a more than generous glass of whisky. Michael Jordan always pours himself a Jordan as evidenced by the large glass of whisky on the end table during an interview in "The Last Dance."

Question: Hey, want to come over and watch episode 3 of "The Last Dance"?

Answer: You know it. I'll be right over. We can pour a Jordan or two.

by Gympy May 15, 2020

Pulled a jordan

When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books

Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".

Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.

by acousticvis June 18, 2011

Pulling a Jordan

The act of driving a car so aggressively that it breaks (typically within a few months of buying)

Dude I want to buy a Lambo but I’m afraid that I’ll end up pulling a Jordan.

by Asgoodasaxe February 2, 2019

Pulling a Jordan Law

When a man gets a baseball bat and lubricates it enough so it can be inserted into another mans anus. This maneuver is named "the Jordan Law" after the first to do so.

Wow, Bob was "Pulling a Jordan Law" on Jim lasnight when Jims mom walked in on them!

by Gord Ritchie November 17, 2009

pulling a jordan

to randomly kiss someone u just met or only knew for a 24 hour period.

i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan

by jbman666 November 13, 2010

Pulling a Jordan taylor

Pulling a Jordan Taylor is the act in which a natural born blonde women cheats on you with 15 people in total.

Guy 1: have you heard Jenna has been cheating on 1 dude with like 15 other people.
Girl 1: omg we need this to be know that she’s pulling a Jordan Taylor

by Gay faggot 420 September 3, 2019