A Ghetti

A yeti that resides in the ghetto slums of Seattle & neighboring cities!

The bartender says: "Have you ever heard of A Ghetti? It's rumored to have been lurking in the shadows and crevices of downtown Seattle for 25+ years!"

The patron says: "No, I believe I have not, what else should I know about this here ghetti?

Bartender says, "Not only does it lurk in the shadows of downtown Seattle, but there is also a few more ghettis that have been spotted in garbage falls, and fart-lington so you better watch your back, boi!"

by SpellingVee April 2, 2021

Welf-a-ghetti

A play on words used to indicate the connection of Welfare people and Alphaghetti the popular canned food.

Ralph "Hey Timmy what did you get for lunch?"
Timmy "Alphaghetti"
Ralph "More like Welf-a-ghetti"

by exspence November 22, 2006

A Ghetto Condom

Someone who is too cheap to use a real condom and ends wraping up their "Package" up in some seran wrap

Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is pregnat

by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 9, 2008

a ghetto christmas carol

A ghetto Christmas Carol is a great song by the rapper “xxxtentacion” it’s perfect to vibe to when you’re chilling

Man A ghetto Christmas Carol hits the spot

by Altoes May 16, 2021

white girl with a ghetto booty

a white girl with a large rump typically seen in impoverished african american communities

did your eyes partake in the deliciousness of that white girl with a ghetto booty

by big dong john May 17, 2014

A Ghetto Condom

When someone is too cheap to buy a real condom for there "package" and they end up using seran wrap for protection.... and it doesnt help at all

Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is knocked up!!!

by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 10, 2008

A Ghetto Condom

A banana peel, peeled from the bottom (not the stem end). It is placed on the erect penis and then secured by wrapping the peel with tape in critical spots. With the stem still attatched it is located at the head of the penis thusly allowing it to double as a free method of abortion as it would scrape out any fetus located in the wome. Works best for those with a curved penis. Not recommended for anal intercourse without first removing the stem.

"She was quite moist and ready to engage in sexual intercourse. But being the gentleman that I am, I refused politely as I had no form of protection. She then pointed to a fruit basket. She peeled the banana, inserted the edible portion into her anus, and then secured the peel to my erect willy creating 'A Ghetto Condom' and awaited penetration. While engaging in intercourse I noticed I had pulled out a 7 month old fetus. Upon dicovering this my willy turned flacid and I fled with great swiftness"

by Brian Hassett April 6, 2008