A yeti that resides in the ghetto slums of Seattle & neighboring cities!
The bartender says: "Have you ever heard of A Ghetti? It's rumored to have been lurking in the shadows and crevices of downtown Seattle for 25+ years!"
The patron says: "No, I believe I have not, what else should I know about this here ghetti?
Bartender says, "Not only does it lurk in the shadows of downtown Seattle, but there is also a few more ghettis that have been spotted in garbage falls, and fart-lington so you better watch your back, boi!"
When you find yourself with a small itch on or around your genitals, taint, or turd cutter, and realising it may need immediate attention. So you give it a quick swipe with a finger or two, followed by a nonchalant secret sniff. checking for how long it’s been brewing.
Danielle: Oh my gosh did you see that chick when she came off of the dance floor all sweaty and repulsive looking?
Grant: She totally just took a tingle swipe and I got it on video!
Billboard Taggins is a “make believe” main character off of the “make believe” movie called “Triplet Showers” whom gets into a heap of trouble tagging mostly billboards in Lost Angels, Cauliflower!
Darla: Hey! Anyone seen that new movie set in Lost Angels, Cauliflower? He gets in heaps of trouble for tagging billboards or posters?..
Deedee: You mean Billboard Taggins? I have! That movie is fantabulous! I think it’s called Triplet Showers! Roger & Uber gave it 2 thumbs up!
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