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A 26 ounce bottle of hard alcohol, especially vodka.
Dude, last night I drank a ford of gin and I made out with my second cousin. Fuck.
a ford by lokimonoxide March 24, 2016
Words you can keep
To fall down a set of stairs.
To humiliate oneself in a public setting.
To bumble.
Gerlad Ford fell down the steps of Air Force One! He just did a Ford!

I might do a Ford and forget to wear clothes in front of my Mother-In-Law.
Do a Ford by Tyburn January 2, 2008

Pulled a Ford 

To start a misadventure with a group of friends and get everyone hyped up and act like you are along for the ride, but at the last second quietly leave the group/situation/room and let your friends take all the heat for what everyone (including you) has been part of.

This phrase comes from the automotive industry crisis of 2008 when the "Big 3" American car companies (Ford, General Motors, and Chrysler) where in financial trouble and looked to the government for a bailout. Initially it was believed by the American public that all three car makers would be getting hand outs, but soon after talks started concerning Americans forking over hard earned tax money to foot the bill of these privately owned companies, it became apparent to Ford that nothing but bad press was going to come from a bailout. So they silently withdrew them selfs from bailout talk, and instead "secured a line of credit in case they require a bridging loan in the near future". This left Chrysler and General Motors to take all the bad press from the American public and led to the phrase "to pull a Ford".
James: You guys get crazy last night?

Rob: Yeah we got drunk as hell and started a riot. The cops came and we all got busted. Except Jeremiah, he was no where to be found after the riot broke out.

James: Man, he totally pulled a Ford on your asses.
Pulled a Ford by rtadlock September 24, 2009

buy a Ford

v.phrase- Canadian expression meaning to purchase drugs, usually crack.

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Hey, want to buy a Ford?

Not now man. I'm about to go downtown and visit City Hall.
buy a Ford by gnostic 1 June 3, 2013

pulling a ford 

1. A term used when someone, something around you does something amazingly and exceedingly stupid that you could cry.
ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"

Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."

Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2. To use the name ford in a sentence, you must use it a rude, condescending, and demeaning fashion to lower one's self-esteem.
ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"

Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."

Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
1.ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"

Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."

Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2.ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"

Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."

Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
pulling a ford by eatmyDICtion February 6, 2015

It's a Ford 

A phrase to be used when something goes wrong with a car. Generally said when speaking about a Ford vehicle, but not necessarily.
Jake: *noticing Will's side mirror is halfway broken off*
"Hey man, what happened to your mirror?"
Will: "Well...It's a Ford."

Greg: *bumps the passenger door, door proceeds to fall off*
"Damn. I guess it's a Ford."
It's a Ford by OneWithDarkness December 24, 2008

Pulled a Ford 

When a person of little significance in society fabricates stories to make oneself appear to be relevant or important in any current trend.
This person touted his keto-lifestyle but his primary food group is Biscuits with Sausage gravy. He Pulled a Ford.
Pulled a Ford by ScottFraud September 28, 2020
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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