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A FAP

It stands for "As Fast As Possible" so when you need to hurry, say A Fap out loud.
by Mr. Ryus January 23, 2019
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I don't give a fap

- her boobs are not perky. Yo bitch do something special to 1000 over viewers
- man I don't give a fap!
- are you retarded
- I love you
by dropmytears April 28, 2011
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Fap-a-saurus Rex

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap-a-saurus Rex is the most extreme. It is someone who masturbates constantly, during every waking and non-waking moment. This is a person whose hand you never want to shake. This is the type of person who does not eat, shower, or sleep, because it takes them away from fapping.
Joe Schmoe: "Dude, have you seen Bill recently?"
Tim Fuckis: "Yeah about three weeks ago. That's when he became a Fap-a-saurus Rex."
Joe Schmoe: "Damn, so that means he does nothing but fap? Not even eat or sleep? And I thought I was bad being a Fap Master"
by Dash Random October 27, 2010
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fap a fatty

Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut
Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake
by Fappy Fatty December 14, 2017
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Fap-A-Thon

The action of Jay beating his micro penis so much he gets friction burns.
Jay does a Fap-A-Thon every week when James Charles releases a new makeup video.
by A1 Purple December 22, 2024
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Fap-A-Thon

The action of masturbating for a extended period of time until you recieve friction burns
Jahaziel loves performing his weekly fap-a-thons after James Charles releases a new makeup video.
by A1 Purple December 22, 2024
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Fap in a bap

The act of wrapping a hot dog bap around your penis and then proceeding to "fap" (Masturbate).
My mom did the shopping last night, I had a mean fap in a bap.

That twat Rob came into the restaurant yesterday and ordered a hot dog, so I gave him a fap in a bap. Extra mayonnaise.
by Warzawr May 6, 2014
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