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doing a Dean 

Verb.

The act of taking a shit and smoking a bowl at the same time. Reported to be twice as relaxing (taking a dump is a very relaxing experience) and smoking a bowl (which is super chill).

If you don't know how to chill, though, you get a swirly.
*Text message*

Mark: "hey bro you wanna hang at the party? I heard Stef and Amanda are gonna be there"

Jo: "Sounds good bro, just doing a Dean then gonna have a chat with the bathmat"

A deanchampion 

a small gay person that is very very strange, the name is made from the words dean- used as a headmaster in america and champion- the best at, so the head master of being gay!

deanchampion's are people that are a bit slutty and have sex at the push of a button! they do anything asked
daymn bro, i need a deanchampion right now, my girlfriend wont put out, i need a blowjob

i know bro, i need one of them aswell! keeps them happy too
A deanchampion by johnwjw June 1, 2011
A Dean is a very cool person and is much better than the scums called Ryan, Alfie, Connor and Jack.
A Dean is very smart and intelligent.

A Dean is very hench so don't mess
A dean by Farmboy6968 April 7, 2020
A Dean is where a very handsome and sexy man has a lot of friends and is a keen lover with many hot and sexy women.
A dean by Farmboy6968 March 22, 2020

Doing a Dean 

The action of randomly falling down the stairs during a live stream or just in general
*walking down stairs*
*trips on air*

*rolls down staircase*

*gets up like nothing happened*
"You good, mate?"
"Yup, just doing a Dean"
Doing a Dean by Cheshiret June 4, 2019

Pulling a DEAN 

Deaning or pulling a DEAN is to disappear, ghost, or abandon someone/something for a long period of time ( 6 years) despite consistently promising that you or it are coming soon.

The process of Deaning someone is often elongated by a prolonged fall down the stairs on Instagram live or any retelling/reposts of the aforementioned event.
Man A: hey has that girl still not texted you back?
Man B: yeah she's really pulling a dean on me.

Woman A: Dean said we'd get the album next year right?
Woman B: Yeah but that was 5 years ago.
Woman A: Wow he really deaned us huh.

Netizen A: *reposts video of Dean falling down the stairs
Netizen B: oh no! Now the albums gonna get deaned for another year!
Pulling a DEAN by Kristen Lynn January 5, 2022