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ça laisse à désirer 

a French- de France- phrase meaning 'oh, come on, you can do much better than this (in terms of the quality of the work you have done)
father : young man, my son, your report card, I'm afraid, ça laisse à désirer. So, in order to motivate you to save your sinking Titanic, I'm taking away your allowance. Now, go and and put some effort into your homework, comme du monde.

ça laisse à désirer 

a French- de France- phrase meaning 'you can do much better than this (in terms of the quality of the work you have done)
father: son, your report card, I'm afraid, ça laisse à désirer. Therefore, in order to motivate you to save your sinking Titanic, even if you don't give a rat's ass about it, I'm taking away your allowance. Now, comme du monde, go redo your homework.

ça laisse à désirer 

a French- de France- phrase meaning 'you can do much better than this (in terms of the quality of the work you have done)
father: son, your report card, I'm afraid, ça laisse à désirer. Therefore, in order to motivate you to save your sinking Titanic, even if you don't give a rat's ass about it, I'm taking away your allowance. Now, comme du monde, go redo your homework. and btw a more appropriate English translation of ça laisse à desirer, is, "needs serious improvement big time", son, just to make sure you fully understand me.

Do you desire a poor experience? 

What you say before putting on a hoodie setting your eye on fire and ripping off all your skin
broke: Do you want to have a bad time?

woke: Do you desire a poor experience?

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Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.
- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

Trying not to in a way that leads to the desired outcome

And it's not even about the MONEY really. It's trying to steal it from me in a way that leaves me no recourse but at the same time in very public. You know you are letting those retards talk you into letting them steal it. But I just don't have to let them.
Hym "No Jordan you know that does not apply to this. This is you trying to take something away from me and then using my words as pretense. You don't get to take anything away from me. If you're just allowed to take thing from me we all know exactly what I'm going to take from the rest of them. You wany to deny me my every vapid desire. So now you are trying to not do what I want in a way that achieves your desired outcome and trying not to in a way that leads to the desired outcome in a way that requires me to do what you want instead. But I don't have to let you be an invisible barrier to my desire or even needs you cynically believe are desires. If you want me to follow ANY rule, Jordan, you need to enforce THIS SPECIFIC ONE. The one that says HE is not allowed to STEAL, Jordan. Like your book you love so much. That specific thing. I'll take that one, I'll take the stalking one, and hey I'll even take the harassment one. The only reason you are not enforcing the rules on me is to get away with breaking it yourself. I could have said the same thing to the managers at the group home."
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