A Conlon 

To attend an overseas festival and get so lit that you mistake the bath tub for a toilet!
Then proceed to empty your disgusting septic shite from your bowel into the tub whilst stabilising yourself by gripping onto a female companion.

Wow! What a conlon
Its as if someone exploded a cow pat in a bath

A Conlon by Mankytub March 3, 2017

Doin' a conlon 

when a person is mentally intoxicated and finds anything funny while being completely sober. They commonly use the catchphrase 'Na Na Na' and throw back their head when they laugh.

person 1: oh my god what is she doing!! she's running about mad chasing a pigeon
person 2: dude..she's doin' a conlon

Doin' a conlon by I'm-still-not-ready August 5, 2014

Building a colonel 

The act of making a cigarette by collecting leftover tobacco from discarded cigarettes found on the street, usually done by true nicotine addicts.

I had no cigarettes that day, so I ended up building a Colonel.

Building a colonel by Freddy So Sure August 7, 2025

A Billy Condon

A guy that laughs at everything and at everyone and has two BOYFRIENDS that are usually a Swiss and a Arab. He usually comes from Oceana and sweats at basketball.

WOOOOWW Swiss boy you are on A Billy Condon

A Billy Condon by Marmalade November 26, 2019

colon(a)virus 

When you shit all the next day because you had too much to drink the night before due to coronavirus.

Dude I drank an extra bottle of red last night and now I'm shitting so much I think I have colon(a)virus.

colon(a)virus by c0l0n March 22, 2020

colon of a rhino 

When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.

Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?

Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.

Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.

Aaron: Thanks.

colon of a rhino by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011

pour une colonie de lepre, votre pays est tout a fait plaisant. 

French -

I THINK...Your Country Is Quite Nice As Far As Leprocy Colonies Go

pour une colonie de lepre, votre pays est tout a fait plaisant. by Afgan Stan May 14, 2004