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Doin' a conlon
when a person is mentally intoxicated and finds anything funny while being completely sober. They commonly use the catchphrase 'Na Na Na' and throw back their head when they laugh.
person 1: oh my god what is she doing!! she's running about mad chasing a pigeon
person 2: dude..she's doin' a conlon
person 2: dude..she's doin' a conlon
Doin' a conlon by I'm-still-not-ready August 5, 2014
Building a colonel
The act of making a cigarette by collecting leftover tobacco from discarded cigarettes found on the street, usually done by true nicotine addicts.
Building a colonel by Freddy So Sure August 7, 2025
A Billy Condon
A guy that laughs at everything and at everyone and has two BOYFRIENDS that are usually a Swiss and a Arab. He usually comes from Oceana and sweats at basketball.
A Billy Condon by Marmalade November 26, 2019
colon(a)virus
When you shit all the next day because you had too much to drink the night before due to coronavirus.
Dude I drank an extra bottle of red last night and now I'm shitting so much I think I have colon(a)virus.
colon(a)virus by c0l0n March 22, 2020
colon of a rhino
When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.
Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?
Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.
Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.
Aaron: Thanks.
Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.
Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.
Aaron: Thanks.
colon of a rhino by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011
pour une colonie de lepre, votre pays est tout a fait plaisant.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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