1 definition by Mankytub

A Conlon

To attend an overseas festival and get so lit that you mistake the bath tub for a toilet!
Then proceed to empty your disgusting septic shite from your bowel into the tub whilst stabilising yourself by gripping onto a female companion.

Wow! What a conlon
Its as if someone exploded a cow pat in a bath

by Mankytub March 3, 2017