A Closter
John: Look at this girl I had sex with last night!
Jim: Mate, she’s a bit of a closter, wouldn’t brag about that
Jim: Mate, she’s a bit of a closter, wouldn’t brag about that
A Closter by kingofthelads January 6, 2022
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A Cluster Fuck
A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.
A Cluster Fuck by Pesticide 5 September 5, 2006
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A Cluster Fuck
What with the failure of the goods being delivered on time, no-one knowing where to go and no-one who knew what to do anyway, the whole thing was a cluster fuck
A Cluster Fuck by PaulF October 4, 2006
A Cluster Fuck
When there are too many people in a confined space, all of whom have no idea what they are doing. When this happens in a nunnery, it's called a Cloister Fuck.
Any retail establishment on the day after Thanksgiving (Black Friday) is a cluster fuck of the grandest proportions.
A Cluster Fuck by Weehawk30 September 5, 2006
A Cluster Fuck
A situation or event that is screwed up on many levels. Could be external or something that happens to you. Term is derived from the military "Cluster Bomb", which helps explain the impact of a Cluster Fuck. For example, As it relates to America's global image,loss of life and treasure, just to name a few things, the Iraq War is a Cluster Fuck.
A Cluster Fuck by SammyPex January 1, 2009
a calamity of a clusterfuck
When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.
At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!
a calamity of a clusterfuck by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 August 17, 2013
What a clusterf***
What a clusterf*** by Epictailz January 26, 2017
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