A Closter

A chick you shouldn’t of had sex with, but did anyways. Usually they are obese.

John: Look at this girl I had sex with last night!
Jim: Mate, she’s a bit of a closter, wouldn’t brag about that

by kingofthelads January 6, 2022

A Cluster Fuck

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.

The baggabe claim at the airport was a cluster fuck; people had no clue where they were going.

by Pesticide 5 September 5, 2006

A Cluster Fuck

Also a series of minor or major mishaps leading to an almighty fuck-up

What with the failure of the goods being delivered on time, no-one knowing where to go and no-one who knew what to do anyway, the whole thing was a cluster fuck

by PaulF October 4, 2006

A Cluster Fuck

When there are too many people in a confined space, all of whom have no idea what they are doing. When this happens in a nunnery, it's called a Cloister Fuck.

Any retail establishment on the day after Thanksgiving (Black Friday) is a cluster fuck of the grandest proportions.

by Weehawk30 September 5, 2006

A Cluster Fuck

A situation or event that is screwed up on many levels. Could be external or something that happens to you. Term is derived from the military "Cluster Bomb", which helps explain the impact of a Cluster Fuck. For example, As it relates to America's global image,loss of life and treasure, just to name a few things, the Iraq War is a Cluster Fuck.

The U.S. conduct of the Iraq War is a Cluster Fuck.

by SammyPex January 1, 2009

a calamity of a clusterfuck

When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.

At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!

by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 August 17, 2013

What a clusterf***

Used to express A catastrophically mishandled situation

dude someone let Harley Quinn out of jail! What a clusterf***

by Epictailz January 26, 2017