A black man 

A man of darker complexion.

He is a black man

A black man by Coconut oils January 29, 2021

A black man in a rainstorm 

A universal analogy that can be used in any situation. It means everything and nothing.

Steve, you're about as dependable as a black man in a rainstorm.

Dang, Seth is as sexy as a black man in a rainstorm tonight.

A black man in a rainstorm by The Phoenix and The Selkie July 11, 2011

smack a black man 

to go for a ride, often in a car.

1: hey greg, would you like to go smack a black man?
2: why yes, i often enjoy smacking black men.

smack a black man by 4everful March 10, 2008

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM 

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

As A Black Man 

Oft-seen preface - the specific demographic used can vary, but "black" is the most frequent and iconic form - to statements disparaging minorities or defending discriminatory actions and policies posted on internet forums, social media and other communication systems that allow for high levels of anonymity and identity spoofing. Also the catch-all term used to refer to this practice. A very strong indicator - not 100%, but with a high level of confidence nevertheless - that the person making said statement is not black or a member of whatever minority community the preface may be modified to apply to, but merely using the guise of being such a member to avoid criticism. Scrutiny of accounts that use this sort of statement often reveals them to be sockpuppet accounts primarily used to promote anti-minority ideologies or unearths conflicting statements showing the account user to be lying about their identity as a part of promoting aforementioned anti-minority ideology. Occasionally outs these individuals due to use of the statement on their "normal" accounts due to forgetting to switch to their sockpuppet before posting, as in the case of Dean Browning, a white Republican political activist in Pennsylvania.

@DeanBrowningPA, whose icon is his fat white face: What Trump built in 4 years, Biden will destroy in 4 months

@SomeDude: You mean what Obama built in 8 years, Trump trying to take credit for the first 3 years, then destroyed in 3 months with help from the "Trump Virus."

@DeanBrowningPA: As a black man I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though.

@SomeDude: "As a black man"? What the FUCK, dude?

@DeanBrowningPA: I was quoting a message that I received earlier this week from a follower.

As A Black Man by Joseph Stealin' September 18, 2021

Think of a big black man chasing you

From the anime ghost stories hajime was trying to get keiichirou to run faster to defeat the bullies💪

Keiichirou: panting and runnig
Hanjime: “ THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU

Think of a big black man chasing you by Ilikeerenscock May 22, 2022

Black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson 

PEOPLE DONT THINK THE UNIVERSE BE LIKE IT IS BUT IT AINT IT JUST DO

I follow the church of the black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson

Black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson by The church of the black July 7, 2017