A Beer

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Yeah, dawg totally. We can talk it out over a an ice-cold Bud Platinum. The BEST and ONLY beer refreshing enough for genocidal nanobot vampires who have been unfairly maligned by the entirety of society. You blamed a very specific type of man for all of the world's ills and... You're right! I'll murder you all!

Hym "Yeah, let's grab a beer. Looks like my 10ft green goblin soldier have made it from Argentina to whereever that new one just happened so I should be getting this nanobot Alucard body pretty soon here... I don't know if I'll be able to drink afterwards... You know what, it's fine I'll just simulate drunkenness. It's fine."

A Beer by Hym Iam January 5, 2024

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A Beer For The Shower

An unabashedly hilarious website dedicated to beer, music, and the dumbfuckery of humankind.

Ronnie, you've never heard of A Beer For The Shower? What are you, braindead?

A Beer For The Shower by abeerfortheshower(dot)com September 23, 2011

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with time for a beer

This is a military and police phrase for someone who EASILY beats the required time for a run or other test.

The Sarge finished the 1.5 mile in 8 minutes beating the 10 minute mark with time for a beer!

with time for a beer by I, Wreckerrr June 5, 2021

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hey, catch me later i’ll buy you a beer

A common phrase spoken by security guards at the end of every conversation.

Hey, catch me later I’ll buy you a beer!

hey, catch me later i’ll buy you a beer by sn3k4_34t3r July 1, 2018

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nursing a beer

to take a long time to drink one beer

John: hey dude are you working toward your nursing major?
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night

(Max was nursing a beer)

nursing a beer by Spaceoutboi November 13, 2015

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neck a beer

To drink a beer quickly, without regard for savoir.

"Quickly, let's neck a beer, and get outta here. This energy is evil."

neck a beer by Jay Doh October 18, 2012

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hike and a beer

(n.) Where two masculine gay or bisexual men, often closeted, meet for some outdoor physical activity such as hiking or surfing, followed by the consumption of beer, with the understanding that they will have sex in the course of the day.

I asked Tim if he wanted to go for a hike and a beer but I wonder if he really knew what I meant.

hike and a beer by Perspective July 5, 2003

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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