A slow moving camel passing through a chasm of afternoon delights (sky rockets in flight), shining, glimmering nuggets of pasturised milk dipped in a sweet and creamy turnip and caramelised onion potato salsa resting on a bed of jeremy Oscar winner base of buttery biscuit salmon time.
This chasm of mysterious shimmering wilderbeast wonder can be located approximately 5 minutes north west of you front door (from the inside of a packet of pickled onion space invaders)
Yep.
You have found a sweet release whence you have experienced a mysterious brownpod like capsule emerging from your southern hemisphere
Euphemism for generically describing inane chatter in online community status updates.
I see Justin was makin' a sweet omelet this morning when his Facebook status told me that he was having a hard time picking out which sock color he was going to wear today. What a punter.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.