When you acquire two rather large women (120kg minimum). Get them to stick chopsticks up their nostrils and wear flippers on their hands and feet, while flapping up and down on top of each other. You must masturbate with a salmon over them. Make fish pate with the remains and feed it to said fat girls through a snorkle, all while Free Willy plays in the background.
Webcam sex two people both in a different area,put on their webcams, and the guy starts to pleasure themselves e.g masterbatingand then the girl follows.
joe: i got to 99th base last night sam: really?!
joe(has a smug look on his face): yeah man sam: i really need a webcam :)
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.