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Friend 1: Waaaa! I have this Huge zit on my noze!!!! ;((((
Friend 2: 8-| Shut up, no one wants to hear you bitch about it.
Friend 2: 8-| Shut up, no one wants to hear you bitch about it.
8-| by Makes Fun Of YOU September 29, 2008
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Noob, 1337 for Newbie, or one who posesses no sk!11z. Also used in referall to a person who believes himself to be 1337, but is just a \/\//-\|\|/-\8!3.
|\|()()8 by 1337 |\|()()8 March 9, 2003
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What 5th graders put on their calculators to represent a penis in a hole. Also written <—————8 for just a penis
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Me: Sorry I made a definition For That
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