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8pm salami sandwich 

When you get your dick bitten off in between a woman's legs
Haley gave me an 8pm salami sandwich last night, and I had to go to the hospital and have my dick stitched back on
8pm salami sandwich by Potato2511 September 5, 2020
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8pm clap 

Something that is preformed by the British people what has been preformed since the start of corona, CAN WE STOP CLAPPING MY HANDS HURT
Yo bro ski I wanna do the 8pm clap
- sorry man I’m to busy clapping some cheeks rn
8pm clap by Reece_sym May 14, 2020
a BMW 760il, better then the 745, if you get the 745 over the 760, its showing how cheap you are.
You see that 8pm.. my girl bought it for me.
8pm by CRP September 21, 2005

8pm titties 

When asshole parents who bring their kids to CLEARLY adult parties FINALLY take the kid home at 8pm, obviously what follows next is everyone pulls out their titties in celebration of the kids leaving.
Corina, thanks for saying the kids need to leave by eight, now it’s time for 8pm titties!!
8pm titties by GetASitter June 11, 2020

8pm Pervert 

A train in Council Bluffs, Iowa that parks outside of people’s houses every night at 8 to 9pm, usually with some piece of shit driving engine 4091 or 4289
Hey look, it’s the 8pm Pervert driving 4289

October 10th 8PM 

The date and time when the next art club meeting is.
"Art Club: Meet here!
Next meeting:
October 10th 8PM"
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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