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8pm salami sandwich
Haley gave me an 8pm salami sandwich last night, and I had to go to the hospital and have my dick stitched back on
8pm salami sandwich by Potato2511 September 5, 2020
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8pm titties
When asshole parents who bring their kids to CLEARLY adult parties FINALLY take the kid home at 8pm, obviously what follows next is everyone pulls out their titties in celebration of the kids leaving.
8pm titties by GetASitter June 11, 2020
8pm Pervert
A train in Council Bluffs, Iowa that parks outside of people’s houses every night at 8 to 9pm, usually with some piece of shit driving engine 4091 or 4289
8pm Pervert by A person who exists March 3, 2025
October 10th 8PM
October 10th 8PM by Urban dictatur May 25, 2025
8 PM
One of The normal hours of sunset in the world, The earliest time that normal americans should be going to bed, and 4th hour before midnight.
8 PM by I am cool 2015 February 8, 2021
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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