21. Men
like women to be into the same things they are into, but
don't pretend to be Into the same things. Women
don't expect men to
like doing nails.
22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are
like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't
die. He just didn't want to call you.
25. Men compartmentalize everything. This means that is something doesn't fit into one of their
brain catigories, they freak out and can't handle it.
26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and
masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.
28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.
29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.
30. Men want to date a whore but marry an
innocent virgin.
