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A game similar to rock paper scissors shoot. The game begins with both players having there hand in the pound position. One player (the charger) moves his fist towards the other player (The receiver). The charger wants to get the same hand motion either a pound or a high 5 while the receiver wants the opposite. Sudden death or first to 5 are the common scoring systems. Game was created because of those awkward times that you go to give some one a high 5 and they give you a pound back. Invented at WHRHS.
Hey you wanna play rock paper scissors shoot? No way I'd rather play this new game called 5 pound.
5 pound by Hirschey January 22, 2008
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an answer to any sexual inuendo said in a northern english voice "five pounds" can be said whilst rubbing your bended legs . Think it comes from a combination of vic reeves rubbing his legs and mark and lard ex radio 1 DJ saying "5 pounds" ...prolific in the midlands
builder "the scaffolding has been erected"
surveyor "5 pounds" can be whilst rubbing legs
5 pound by blagnbone April 17, 2008

5 Pound Bitch

A Comeback sure to insult the person.
Coy Trantham: Bitches these days..

Isabella R.: Dont be mad just cause your a 5 Pound Bitch!
5 Pound Bitch by Isabella R <3 September 8, 2011

5 Pound Bitch

A comeback used towards anothers sassyness.
Coy trantham Your a dumb bitch

Comeback: And Your a 5 Pound bitch :O
5 Pound Bitch by Isabellaaaa August 6, 2011

10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag 

Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.

What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.
John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.

Woman's 5-Pound Holiday 

Days where woman can gain 5 pounds and not worry - at least, for a week.

These days are

Thanksgiving
B-Day
Superbowl (must be watching for this to be acceptable)
Easter Sunday Brunch
Man, what a pig-out yesterday. Thank god it was Woman's 5-Pound Holiday, or I'd be in trouble!

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

the phrase "10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" refers to an obese, large or overweight person in the kind of clothing you would expect to see a track star, or a member or a swim team wearing while competing.
Jane - "What is Haneefa wearing?"
Jill - "I think she got lost in Marshalls and bought clothes from the children's aisle by accident. Either that or she's color blind and has some serious depth perception issues"
Jane - "Haneefa looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag."
Jill - "Right on!"
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