401(k)

A stimulus package of 401 Kilograms of Columbia's finest, sold to America's top wealthiest 2%. Only the fattest of fat cats will be able to afford the proceeds of this package to finance the retirement of the individuals involved in selling these packages.

Guy #1: I'm on easy street now, I got myself a 401(k).
Guy #2: Are you sure?
Guy #1: Yeah I got me 401 Kilo's of Columbia's finest.
Guy #2: Where can I get one of those?
Guy #1: Definitely not on Wall Street.
Guy #2: Where then?
Guy #1: I know a guy down in Miami who can hook you up.
Guy #2: Sweet.

by Great White Unicorn June 01, 2009

401 (k)

When a younger woman seeks out a much older, wealthy man to marry, with the sole purpose of inheriting his estate.

"She's not in love with him. He's just her 401 (k)!"

by Katmeow57 March 26, 2017

401 K

What you know longer have because of the economy.

Bob "Hey Jim do u still have a 401 K?"
Jim "No..."
Bob "Me neither..."

by hhHhhhhHkkksssS August 19, 2010