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kitchenstep 

A genre of Electronic music characterized by the odd yet pleasing use of kitchen utensils as instruments. The genre became most popular after the Monstercat release of "Rogue - Rattlesnake" on Youtube
Cool Guy: "Have you heard this awesome new genre, kitchenstep?"
Pleb: "No, I haven't"
kitchenstep by Lanturnt March 29, 2016

kitchens 

a word used to describe nappy-naps in the back of a females head...On the sitcom "Martin" he often uses this word to insult the character "Pam"...because her back edges are apparently nappy and rough...
Nay: Ooh gurl!...Yo kitchens need some work!!!

Tiff: Oh I know gurl!...I didn't have time to get a perm last night!

Nay: You coulda' at least brushed them up with some gel or SOMETHIN'!!!

Tiff: I DID! But I guess ma'
kitchens iz just THAT ROUGH!!!!
kitchens by Channen January 16, 2008

kitchens 

A nickname for the holdem hand ten three (T-3) offsuit, a term used by many prominent online poker players, and coined by the professional online poker player Jamie Armstrong, aka pokerjamers
I flatted his three bet with kitchens, and he got really mad when he saw what I had when I flopped the full house.
kitchens by driverseati November 3, 2012

kitchenside

Taking an unauthorised absence from work on the basis of an imaginary ailment or grossly exaggerated minor impediment.
I have know leave left, I will have to take a Kitchenside / are you badly injured or is it just a Kitchenside?
kitchenside by anonymous October 19, 2020

Kitchensinking 

Attempting multiple solutions to a problem simultaneously, in the desperate hopes that something will work. This methodology is typically used by people who have no idea what they’re doing. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.
My supervisor is absolutely clueless when it comes to solving PR nightmares. Rather than spinning a story to the company's benefit, she always ends up kitchensinking the problem.