25 cents

All it takes to witness perfection (and buy jawbreakers)

Kevin(shoving flyer into Eddy's face): Listen dork!, Don't put your trash on my door! Yuh hear me?!
Eddy: (stares deep into Kevin's soul while Edd lurks creepily in background, cue in epic music): 25 cents...
Kevin: what?
Eddy: 25 cents, is all it takes Kevin...
Kevin: For what? Another one of your loser projects (ha ha ha)
Eddy: No, ....to see God... Have you ever wanted to see something soo beautiful, so unattainable, ...
Kevin:(stares at the abandoned Plank and says nervously) wh-wh-where's Johnny?
Eddy: He is witnessing perfection
Kevin: (suspicion grows) What do you mean, matter of fact, where is everyone today?
Eddy(raising voice): they are all a part of something far greater, ...they have seen something soo pure that their hearts can no longer turn back,...and it's right behind that door (points to huge carnival tent)
Kevin: whatever dork, take it and leave me alone

(Kevin hands over 25 cents and enters tent and sees the golden bright light. Ed morphs into gelatinous creature slithers behind him and reanimates into human form and waits for his moment)
Kevin: (gasps with terrified bewilderment as he stares into the glowing object):wh-wh-what is this?
Ed proceeds to attack/rape and/or murder Kevin while Ed and Eddy look on from outside.
Kevin screams in horror: Ah! ah! ah! get off me...get off me ahhhhh, no no nooo, ahhhh!!
Eddy (To Edd): Now. Who wants a jaw breaker
-end-

25 cents by LawOfficesOfHeslopMacomerSutty May 13, 2020

25 Cents

n. What Haitians always offer to you when they are trying to buy something from your garage sale

Haitian: How much for this lamp?
You: Umm, 5 dollars.
Haitian: How about 25 cents?

25 Cents by pornopornolalalalalala November 2, 2008

25 Cents.... 

Something so beautiful, Something so unattainable, it's the face of God.

"He is Witnessing something so Pure and all it takes is 25 Cents...."

25 Cents.... by eddnd March 5, 2020

pencils 25 cents each 

Somthing you write a definition for when you want to get it on a mug.

Please keep this definition because I want it and am selling "pencils 25 cents each".

pencils 25 cents each by Qwazzy October 25, 2020

i will suck a dick for 25 cents

Something every self respecting straight man will do

I will suck a dick for 25 cents

Thats gay

Its not gay if you do it for money

i will suck a dick for 25 cents by I_eat_dick July 8, 2021

hey bud u got 25 cents 

A line that only pedos use to get you in their rape van for sexy children time.

hey bud u got 25 cents

hey bud u got 25 cents by XxUrMomGayNoUxX May 24, 2018

25 cent viewing booths 

sleezy ass little rooms in the back of porn shops. for a quarter, you can watch a porn and wank. they're usually very disgusting

the 25 cent viewing booths at the porn store are covered w/ jizz

25 cent viewing booths by The Shoppe June 11, 2006