Definitions by I_eat_dick

Tax evasion 

The primary activity of upper class brits

“Boris commited tax evasion again”
“Wow shocker”

Tax evasion by I_eat_dick March 9, 2022

NCR 

The new California republic

Also know as cannon fodder, emergency food and moblie containers

Fuck the NCR

True to caeser

NCR by I_eat_dick December 16, 2021

Imac ‘n cheese 

Apple brand mac ‘n cheese

“Do you want some mac and cheese?”
As long as it Imac ‘n cheese

Imac ‘n cheese by I_eat_dick December 14, 2021

sorry daddy 

Something gay lads say to straight ppl to scare them

“You fucking faggot”
“Sorry daddy”
“WHAT THE FUCK”

sorry daddy by I_eat_dick December 6, 2021

The war to end all wars 

many think this name is slightly ironic considering the great war is reponsable for most current wars but it is true that this war changed the populair view of war from heroic and noble to violent, traumatic and violent and thus in the long run may end the practice forever

The war to end all wars is a very fancy word for the great war

The war to end all wars by I_eat_dick November 16, 2021

Pepsi man took the kids 

Pepsi man please I haven’t seen them in ten years

Person1: after my divorce pepsiman got full custody over the kids
Person2: pepsi man took the kids then?

Pepsi man took the kids by I_eat_dick October 21, 2021

Roy 

Someone so unbelievably annoying and stupid you wonder why he didn’t drink bleach when he was five

Person1: who is that?
Person2: its roy
Person1: oh fuck me try to ignore him

Roy by I_eat_dick October 19, 2021