I_eat_dick's definitions

The war to end all wars

many think this name is slightly ironic considering the great war is reponsable for most current wars but it is true that this war changed the populair view of war from heroic and noble to violent, traumatic and violent and thus in the long run may end the practice forever

The war to end all wars is a very fancy word for the great war

by I_eat_dick November 16, 2021

Tax evasion

The primary activity of upper class brits

“Boris commited tax evasion again”
“Wow shocker”

by I_eat_dick March 9, 2022

Cocked it

Fucking something up royally

Yea brandon over there cocked it bad

by I_eat_dick October 13, 2021

Soccer

The wrong way to say football

Person 1: hey do you want to play soccer?
Person 2: ITS FOOTBALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021

keiharde rauwe anale poepsek met de homies

Something we all want

Homie 1: I want some keiharde rauwe anale poepsek met de homies
Homie 2: me too

by I_eat_dick July 8, 2021

Imac ‘n cheese

Apple brand mac ‘n cheese

“Do you want some mac and cheese?”
As long as it Imac ‘n cheese

by I_eat_dick December 14, 2021

i will suck a dick for 25 cents

Something every self respecting straight man will do

I will suck a dick for 25 cents

Thats gay

Its not gay if you do it for money

by I_eat_dick July 8, 2021