I_eat_dick's definitions

sorry daddy

Something gay lads say to straight ppl to scare them

“You fucking faggot”
“Sorry daddy”
“WHAT THE FUCK”

by I_eat_dick December 6, 2021

Tax evasion

The primary activity of upper class brits

“Boris commited tax evasion again”
“Wow shocker”

by I_eat_dick March 9, 2022

Commit game end

Alternative way of saying “commit neck rope”

Go commit game end you noob

by I_eat_dick October 13, 2021

Roy

Someone so unbelievably annoying and stupid you wonder why he didn’t drink bleach when he was five

Person1: who is that?
Person2: its roy
Person1: oh fuck me try to ignore him

by I_eat_dick October 19, 2021

The war to end all wars

many think this name is slightly ironic considering the great war is reponsable for most current wars but it is true that this war changed the populair view of war from heroic and noble to violent, traumatic and violent and thus in the long run may end the practice forever

The war to end all wars is a very fancy word for the great war

by I_eat_dick November 16, 2021

Cocked it

Fucking something up royally

Yea brandon over there cocked it bad

by I_eat_dick October 13, 2021

Soccer

The wrong way to say football

Person 1: hey do you want to play soccer?
Person 2: ITS FOOTBALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021