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Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”

Armaments Chapter 2:9-21 

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”
"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"
Armaments Chapter 2:9-21 by February 28, 2022
Meaning " I L U " when converting numbers to letters

A = 1

Z = 26
Example :

To someone you secretly love : "Hey, 9 12 21!"
9 12 21 by tk154 December 22, 2010
The judgment day, September 10 2021/1921/1821/etc.
The day of reckoning.
A wonderful day.
A celebration to some.
The final day to others.
The final day to those who don’t accept His true answer to the question,
What is…nine plus ten?
Answer correctly, and you shall live long enough to see the next judgment day.
Answer incorrectly, and this shall be your final judgment day.
Have a merciful 9/10/21!
9/10/21 by Stefanie.Bounder September 10, 2021
basically the meme “what’s 9 plus 10?” and the kid answers “21”. and that’s the joke of the date, 9/10/21
yooo 9/10/21 hahahaha, no one loves me
9/10/21 by sluby May 27, 2021
Judgement day. Maybe the kid wasn't stupid after all....
guy: ayo what is the date today
guy 2: it's september 9 today
Guy: oh no. tomorrow is 9/10/21. it's judgement day.
9/10/21 by azeerrrtegfrhgh September 23, 2021