MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName's definitions

James

One of the most common male names in the world

"James bought 893249823489234775889432050892347509875843792934875023 planets in some random ass math problem and his sister Carol wants 237432847912838488329 of the planets. How many planets does James have left?"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

urbandictionary

The perfect place to find perverts putting sexual definitions on non-sexual terms.

Searched up "red baron" on urbandictionary, and I got weird shit related to sex and girls' periods. I hate this place.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 18, 2022

Bitter Coleslaw

An already existing term that sounds like "Better Call Saul"

"Bitter Coleslaw" sounding like "Better Call Saul" has to be an ultra rare coincidence.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022

Andrew Tate

A controversial influencer who used to be a world kickboxing champion and has at least 1 Bugatti.

He also acts misogynistic on social media, hence why he's so controversial.

"Bruh I used to idolize Andrew Tate when he was a kickboxing champion, and now he's acting misogynistic to build a platform based on controversy. Why is he doing this to his reputation?"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

Name definition

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.

People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

Switzerland

Well-known for its chocolate, mountains, and neutrality.

Switzerland is going to become the Kowloon Walled City when WWIII breaks out. I'm calling it.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Zoophile

Someone attracted to animals.

"Zoophiles who didn't offend should seek help, assuming they won't risk arrest despite not offending yet, but those who did should go to a maximum security prison."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022