98 definitions by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName

The thing schools love to give us to prevent us from having any more than 1 planck time of free time at home not spent on stuff that's actually fun.

It also used to be a form of punishment, but they decided to say "let's fuck the students and force them into a constant 4 hour of sleep therefore shortening their lifespan to 30 years but paahhhh they'll be long done by the time they're dead so".
"Istg I should be glad I'm not in Minecraft because I'd be killed by Phantoms by the time I finish 10% of my homework. Thanks school very cool."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
A fictional restaurant from a fictional TV show that somehow has a real life restaurant named after it.
"I found out that there's a real life restaurant named Los Pollos Hermanos."

"No way. We should go check it out. I sure hope there's no drugs in the food there."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022
A YouTuber who gained infamy for making fun of other people's deaths, and unfortunately, that's just his more minor offense.

His more serious offense is calling deep-web-level animal abuse "funny", and when another content creator who talks about terrible YouTubers went in his discord server to confront him, Foodistzen and his fans all sent animal abuse videos in that poor person's DMs.
You know that Foodistzen's fucked up when him making fun of other people's deaths is considered a relatively negligible offense of his. At least Braso (most likely) doesn't find animal abuse funny.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022
Random deceased civil rights activist that owned a gas station.

USED to be a KKK leader.

P.S. Don't read his first 2 initials

worst mistake of my life
C.P. Ellis. What a nice redeemed white man who totally doesn't have any suspicious initials
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 20, 2022
MrBeast's brother.

He now posts videos on a gaming channel called CJTheseDays
"Where tf did MrBro go? He hasn't uploaded in so long."

"Not on his main channel. He still uploads on another channel he owns."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022
A very loud laptop that you shouldn't buy unless you for some reason want to play modern games at 60+ FPS on the go.
Want a gaming laptop? Hope you can tolerate extremely loud fan noise.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
A term defined on Urban Dictionary that has NEVER been used in that way before. It's not rare to see them as the word of the day, unfortunately. Sometimes, they appear as the first thing you see when you look up a term that has an actual meaning that ISN'T whatever the fake definition says, and sometimes, the specific fake definition has many other people defining the same fake definition.


1) Sexual "definitions" that "defines" something that is neither inherently sexual nor used in any sort of sexual term (ex: one of the definitions for downloading)

2) "Definitions" for common real life names (ex: Susan)

3) Inside jokes between like 1 or 2 small friend groups
Jack: Yo Brain let's search up our names on UrbDic to see what kind of fake definitions no-lifes there put as the "definitons" for our names.

Brain: Apparently, they put "a cool and chill introvert" under my name

Jack: Cool. I got "a fuckboy who made so many girls (and boys) lose their virginity".
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022