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Bone Marrow

What feminazis on Twitter love to mention to "prove" that men are "useless".
Rational human being: Just because men statistically commit more criminal acts doesn't mean that every man is a notorious criminal that deserves to rot in prison, nor does it mean that women have a 0% chance to commit any crimes. Also, if we killed all the men in the world and any baby that comes out as male from this point, humans will eventually go extinct because we wouldn't be able to reproduce, and we would eventually run out of sperm to use for reproduction if people resorted to semen banks to make new babies. (Gets 1.7K Likes)

Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)

Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)

*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*

Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
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Christopher Colombus

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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hydrochloric acid

something you totally (not) dip your balls in
"You should dip your balls in hydrochloric acid"

"No thanks I don't want to become sterile"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName August 31, 2022
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Noah

A name of Hebrew origin that means something like "rest" or "peace".

In the Bible, someone named Noah built an Ark and threw every living thing on there before the Earth was flooded.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
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Adolf Hitler

1) A famous Austrian painter who then went on and become leader of Germany and start WWII after being rejected from art school. He also had a book called "Mein Kampf".

2) Adolf Hitler Uunona, a random politician in Nambia.
"There's a politician in Nambia named Adolf Hitler. That's such an unfortunate name to have in this timeline. Also BTW did you know that one Nazi leader was also a painter? He also had a book."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022
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Real Definition

Things that you need to deliberately search for to get. They rarely appear as the word of they day.

BTW if you search up "real definition" and scroll down enough, you'll see a fake name definition that claims to be a "real definition" in the very title. Don't be fooled. It's another fake name definition that took the extra mile to claim it's a real one
You'd have a better chance of living until the universe disappears than finding a real definition here.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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Perverts

People with abnormal sexual behavior

AKA, lots of people on UrbanDictionary

and teenagers (as stereotyped on the internet)
"These perverts here can't keep their stupid kinks and fetishes to themselves. They always express it by writing down fake sexual definitions on non-sexual terms that no one is going to use in that manner. I really don't know why these 'definitions' aren't taken down yet."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022
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