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AMD

One of the two major CPU makers, the other being Intel.

Intel creates the i69420 814395897487954325975342854235998342895H, the first CPU to run 527 megashits per 49 gigafarts. AMD responsds with the Ryzen 69420 985784328957898734759832485982345349589345899843598324895879198342893, with another whopping 527 megashits per 49 gigafarts, making the competition tighter.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022

Los Pollos Hermanos

A fictional restaurant from a fictional TV show that somehow has a real life restaurant named after it.

"I found out that there's a real life restaurant named Los Pollos Hermanos."

"No way. We should go check it out. I sure hope there's no drugs in the food there."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

Jew

Another word for a Jewish person.

The word "Jew" sounds like a slur, but it isn't.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022

Bitter Coleslaw

An already existing term that sounds like "Better Call Saul"

"Bitter Coleslaw" sounding like "Better Call Saul" has to be an ultra rare coincidence.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022

Name definition

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.

People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

urbandictionary

The perfect place to find perverts putting sexual definitions on non-sexual terms.

Searched up "red baron" on urbandictionary, and I got weird shit related to sex and girls' periods. I hate this place.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 18, 2022

Ursus

A popular beer brand in Romania. Also part of the scientific names for Polar Bears and Grizzly Bears.

"Wow. I really like Ursus beer. I wonder why it's memed so much..."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 8, 2022