Republican: "Even I don't want him for president"
Democrat: "well shit I don't want Hillary either...."
Republican: "Vote out of fear so Hitler 2.0 doesn't become president?"
Democrat: "sure..."
-meanwhile in Europe-
Germany: "
fucking idiots....I'm going top have a
German sparkle party to get my mind off of this, let's go Austria!"
Austria: "Gettin tired of America's shit"