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2 things 

More than 1 thing and less that 3 things.
Hym "...Hahaha!"

Iam "Oh! Before we go, 2 things: To answer your question about 'what we imitate,' the thing we imitate is 'the thing that creates the world with articulated thought.' I don't know if you were leaving it open for dramatic effect or if you genuinely don't know the answer but, yeah... And about the postmodernist assertion that the impetus behind our action is the drive to power. The reason the is no articulated counter argument is that he his correct. But only situationally. That is a thing that people do, sometimes. That's what you haven't seemed to learn yet. There is no 'We.' There is only 'You (in aggregate)' I think it's a bit of a projection on his part. So, yeah, that's the response. 'Situationally but not in general.' "
2 things by Hym Iam July 1, 2022
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Also known as super thing, thing king, kid dynamite, chocolate thunda or Ben.
Thing 1 would like to say that thing 2 is in know way inferior to him and people should just deal with it. It's a 'thing' thing.
thing 2 by McPoopyButt May 20, 2016
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Thing 1 and Thing 2

2 retarted kids, 2 down Syndrome kids, 2 autistic kids, etc.
Person: Thing 1 and thing 2 are shitting themselves again.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026