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Giving a lady a hard-time in order to make her feel satisfied.

When I dropped my bird off last night she said "Give me 12 inches and hurt me"
So I stuck it in her 4 times and slammed her tit in the car door!

12 inches by Neil H May 26, 2004

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12 inches

The size of Wade Dockery's dick!!!

Make up your own BITCH!!!!

12 inches by Wade Dockery March 29, 2005

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12 inches unbuffed

A 12 inch dick without the help of pills or other sexually enhancing drugs/items.
Derived from World of Warcraft and its "buffs"

John: I'M 12 INCHES UNBUFFED!
Phil: Damn! I'm jealous
Doug: LOL!

12 inches unbuffed by Unbuffed October 18, 2010

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12 inches of black steel

an abnormally large black dick. It is regularly seen in the asshole of either of male or female.

Wow look at that guys 12 inches of black steel

12 inches of black steel by eveace April 12, 2011

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12 inches up your mom

A phrase to make a online bully shut up.

Jean: lol you're probably only 12.

Ryan: yeah I'm 12. 12 inches up your mom.

Jean:........

12 inches up your mom by dabi's vibrator February 3, 2021

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I am the proud owner of 12 inches

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I am the proud owner of 12 inches of pure sausage.

I am the proud owner of 12 inches by DangerousNonce6 July 7, 2021

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12 incher

a huge penis

i have a 12 incher

12 incher by Mr.Peoples January 25, 2003

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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